Light asides

Stamp jokes

Light one-liners for people who spend their day on impressions and acknowledgments.

• Scope of commission

  I don't stamp drama. Only documents.

• Quality control

  My love language is a clean impression.

• Traditional

  Wet ink. Dry humor.

• Closing table

  I can witness a signature. I cannot witness your patience with the printer.

• Recordkeeping

  If it isn't in the journal, we don't joke that it happened.

  Whether you keep a journal is a state rule. Check your commissioning site.

• Acronyms

  RON is not a superhero. It's remote online notarization — if your state allows it.

• Supply closet

  Professional adult. Unreasonably excited about embossers.

• StampSide

  The page is for the commission. The stamp still goes on the paper.

• Geometry

  The seal is round so the jokes can come full circle.

• The stack

  Commissioned to notarize. Not commissioned to explain every exhibit in the stack.

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